she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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