Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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