I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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