I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I enjoy the company of your penis
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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