normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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