I just saw a hot homeless man
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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