their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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