found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize