Taylor Swift is so right about you.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
