I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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