Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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