that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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