Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We got so high we made milksteak
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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