So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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