Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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