I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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