Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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