My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Blood and glitter go together right?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Randomize
