Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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