i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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