just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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