Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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