Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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