i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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