repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
So here I am, sexting at work.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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