and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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