Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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