Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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