The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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