Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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