escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I need a burrito and a hug.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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