He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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