He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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