why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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