Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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