Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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