I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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