im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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