normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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