It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Randomize