I just threw up on my dentist
I met the friendliest cop last night
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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