Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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