i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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