She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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