ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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