If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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