So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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