You really coming over, don't trick.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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