when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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