I am in a vortex of obligation.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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