we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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