Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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