The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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