Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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