i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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