...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Do vagina's smell?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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