i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
