tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
COCAINE IS GR8
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
